Sure, it was largely a predictable rehash of Episode IV full of plot contrivances (Why doesn't the Empire ever build security cameras into their death machines?) but I honestly don't even care that much because fucking Star Wars is back!

Oh and the music was amazing as always. Soooo much yummy french horn!

Yo, what's up, my pals?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

And today, for the second installment of my "Christmas Craze" series, I'm gonna review "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York".

Here's the summary of it:

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Greetings, my good amigos.

This is your friendly film, TV Show, and episode reporter here with another review.

And today, for my fourth and final installment of my "Christmas in July Jamboree" for this year, I'll be reviewing "Home Alone".

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your jolly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the second film of the Indiana Jones series: "The Temple of Doom".

Here's the summary of it:

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade".

Here's the rundown of this adventure:

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This be your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode buccaneer here with another review.

Today, for the 1st installment of me "Christmas Craze", I'm gonna give you guys my take of Steven Spielberg's "Hook".

Here be the rundown of this here adventure *clears throat to stop talking like a pirate*:

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Raiders of the Lost Ark". The first installment of the Indiana Jones series.

Here's the summary of this adventure:

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 7th installment of this year's "Thanksgiving Treat", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Jurassic Park: The Lost World".

Here's the rundown of this sequel:

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Happy Independence Day, my friends.

Sound the trumpets! Play the drums! Light the fireworks! And wave the American flag! Because it's once again the time of year to celebrate American becoming its own country.

Today, to celebrate this momentous occasion, I'm gonna give you guys my first re-analyzing in over a year:

A re-analyzing/review on the extended version of "The Patriot".

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Yo, what's up, you guys?

Your friendly film and TV show reporter is once again in the house, and I'd like to start by wishing everyone a happy Independence Day!

Sound the trumpets! Light the fireworks and fire crackers! Wave the American flag! Roast the marshmallows!

Anyway...

Today, in honor of the celebration, I thought that this would be the perfect time to review "The Patriot".

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 5th installment of this year's "Spook Spectacular", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Jurassic Park".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the fourth installment of my "Spook Spectacular" series, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull".

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